''Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.'

'You always have your ear to the ground. So how''s life in the gutter?'

'Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.'

'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.'

'You are pretty as a picture and we''d love to hang you.'

'You will never be able to live down to your reputation!'

'Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.'

'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.'

'I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.'

'I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.'