''You''re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.'

'Eventually, you will get what you asked for.'

'Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?'

'You are so dishonest that I can''t even be sure that what you tell me are lies!'

'You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!'

'You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!'

'At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!'

'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.'

'You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.'

'They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.'