'You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?'

'You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.'

'You are proof that God has a sense of humor.'

'You can''t fix stupid'

'You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.'

'Your child may be an honors student, but You''re a moron.'

'Your honor student swallows!'

'Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You''re Still An Idiot.'

'Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.'

'Your village just called. They''re missing an idiot.'